Why can’t I seem to master the art of pointing and clicking?

Like…. it’s not hard. But I seem to struggle.

#personal  

Alex just makes me want to cry

e’eryday. 

#personal  

Deep down inside I know I have a lot of uni work to do….. but I also really want to play Blaz Blu. 

#personal  

I guess the important thing is…. I finished what I started.

I learned a lot about patience trying to get this finished. I’ve also learned a lot about things I do and don’t like to draw. I don’t like drawing darkish places, it’s just that simple. Shant be doing it again.

I don’t expect you know know what this is a picture of. But if you care, see here 

#personal  #illustration  #minion  #lol  #martyr  #champion  

There’s been a car alarm going off outside my window for about 20 minutes now.

And I actually think I might kill a bitch.

*headdesk*

#personal  #fucking  #car alarm  

Awkward out of context quote for tonight

“I don’t know what I’d do if breast entered my family”

#personal  #lol  #context matters  

Apparently, the human mouth is the dirtiest mouth of all.

This doctor I went to see spent half the time I was there telling me about weird medical studies. One such story, was on mouth bacteria.

Apparently, many moons ago, there was a man going around biting the nipples off prostitutes. These prostitutes ended up with infections worse than that of cat, dog, horse, etc etc bites. So doctors thought, ‘hey, let’s do a study on the bacteria in the human mouth’, turns out the human mouth has more harmful bacteria in it than any of these animals. 

A moment’s silence for the nipples lost in the making of that study.

#personal  #medicine  #study  #medical  #wtf  #doctors  #why did I need to know this?  

How it Ends by Devotchka

From the ‘Little Miss Sunshine’ soundtrack.

#personal  #little miss sunshine  #soundtrack  #devotchka  

Getting pretty damn tired of this throat business. I can’t be bothered/don’t have the time to go to the doctor again. But I can’t risk this getting out of control.

The roof of my mouth is slightly discoloured, like, it looks a bit yellow, and I have bumps all over the back of my throat, some of them look like small pimples. I have no idea what the fuck it is, but days worth of tea, salt water and lozenges hasn’t make a lick of difference.

This is what I get for accepting that puff of your cigarette, Samii.

#personal  #sore throat  #fucking over this shit  

I’m actually so exhausted it hurts. Like, my body aches. I just want to crawl into bed and never leave.

I hate being a responsible adult.

#personal  

It’s almost as if, any time I try to get excited about something, the cosmos makes sure to put out as many negative vibes as possible.

#personal  #uncanny  

it’s 4am and I’m so tired

but LoL summer promotion is on…….

#personal  #lol  #league  #summer  #lcs  

I really don’t wanna vote in a few months time. Not because I don’t care about the future of this country, but because everyone in Australian politics right now is just….. awful. 

#personal  #australian politics  #ergh  

Goin out lookin simptastic.

#instagram  #simpsons  #jumper  #woo  #bart  #personal  

Doesn’t anyone else think it’s weird that people are so actively shaming and booing and cussing comic/gaming/TV/whatever industries for having sexualised female characters, while at the same time, advocating that women should be able to wear whatever they want and not be shamed, booed or cussed? 

Iunno, I just feel like, ‘look at this strong respectable figure in her barely there outfit and all dat cleavage’ is a less hypocritical message, if you want to both reduce the stigma of revealing clothing and draw the inherent ‘sex appeal’ away from it.

#just sayin  #personal  #it's a point of view